Wednesday 22 December 2010

Article: The single girl's guide to Valentine's Day

Originally published 2/09/10 on http://www.bellesmanifesto.blogspot.com/

 Whether you’re a romantic at heart or a cynic who believes that Valentine's Day is “just an excuse for greedy corporations to cash in on love”, the reality is that Valentine's Day exists. In fact not only does it exist, but it can actually be fun, with or without a partner. So resist jumping on the cynical bandwagon or post-Notebook sobbing into your Kleenex about "never finding a love like Noah and Allie’s", RSVP ‘No’ to the pity party and follow our Valentine's Day Dos and Don’ts for an enjoyable, tear-free day.

The girls just love it when fans throw flowers at them.

Dos and Don'ts For Singletons On February 14th.

DO Dress Up - So you don’t have a date? Who cares? Dressing up to the nines will not only make you aesthetically fabulous, but that sexy LBD and to-die-for patent heels are an instant feel-good confidence booster.

DON'T Hide Away - If you’re the type of person that "didn’t even remember that it was Valentine's Day" then feel free to go about your normal business! But if your forced, blissful ignorance is likely to turn into you drunk-dialling an ex whilst sobbing and binging on Ben and Jerrys then remember; company is key.

DO Avoid Couples - This one might be a bit of a no-brainer, but if you’re not in the mood for PDA-happy twosomes, resist romantic hotspots like restaurants and head for a cocktail bar, (2-4-1 anyone?).

DON'T Drink Too Much - “Whoooo…. I mean who needs a guy anyways? I have youuu bootifuuul, lovely girlies and you’re bootifuuuul…” Happy-drunk? Yes. Hysterically sobbing into a hankie every time a Dominoes advert pops up, (“*sob* Dan used to eat pizza...*sob*… ”), sad-drunk? Not so good.

DO Have A Pamper Party - Have a girl’s night! A couple of face masks, your best friends and the first season of Sex and the City guarantees you some girly fun. Throw in a pitcher of margaritas and an hour later you’ll be wondering why you ever thought you needed a man.

DON'T Forget Your Taken Friends - They may have a boyfriend, but if for some reason they don’t have plans then invite them along. (Just make them aware that you will be enforcing VERY strict ‘no gushing’, ‘no romantic reminiscing about the boyfriend’ and ‘no being smug’ rules).

DO Embrace The Love - Chances are that unless you live in a cave, you’ll spend most of the day being bombarded by little red paper hearts and adverts for Love Songs II, but don’t hate it, embrace it! Why not bake some cupcakes for your best friend, or make a card for your mum? Valentine's Day is about Love as well as romance so pamper the other loves of your life.

DON'T Dig Into The Past – Digging is best left to archaeologists, so unless you’re planning to join Tony Robinson for some Time Team-based activities, leave the past in the past. The last thing you or your girlfriends need is the 39th tearful rendition of "how it all went wrong".

DO Share Stories - If you really feel the need to talk about The Ex then why not focus on the things that make you glad to be single - He had the mother from hell? A weird obsession with Orlando Bloom? “He wanted me to put maple syrup and masking tape on his”? You’ll be giggling into your Grenache and swapping war stories in no time.

DON'T Watch Romantic Films - You'd be hard pressed to find anyone who doesn't enjoy the occasional romcom, but watching one on Valentine's Day is like asking to be slapped with a big ol’ plate of "look what I have and you don’t". Ditch the Hollywood romances in favour of something a little less depressing. 'Dawn of the Dead' anyone?

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