Wednesday, 22 December 2010

Film Review: Buried

Originally published 4/10/10 in The Mancunion

"Did I remember to turn the oven off?"

4 Stars

Ryan Reynolds in a box; essentially every girl's dream present, and every companies dream product right? Well, Spanish director Rodrigo Cortes obviously thought so when he cast the rom-com star as our main, well, really our only character.
 Beginning his foray into action a couple of years ago, and with flicks like Smoking Aces (2006) and X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) under his belt, Reynolds amps up the volume with this chilling thriller. Reynolds plays Paul Conroy; a blue-collar, family-orientated nobody who, after a rather monumental stroke of bad luck, becomes a political prisoner. The film begins with Conroy waking up in a box. Well, a coffin to be exact, and he's not alone. The kidnapper has kindly left him a few knick-knacks; a mobile phone, a lighter, and about 90 minutes of breathable air. Just what you need when you've been buried alive.
 Reynold takes the full weight of this film on his perfectly-formed shoulders; it's simple really, if his acting isn't up to scratch then the film will fail, no pressure hey? Luckily he manages to deliver. Claustrophobically, the film is shot entirely in the coffin, Cortes makes use of interesting angles to set the viewer's nerves on edge; suddenly the cinema is your coffin and you're in there with Conroy, waiting for time to tick down, and the air to run out.

Verdict: Not for the faint-hearted, this bold thriller uses psychological prowess rather than gore to a horrifying effect. Reynolds, a strong lead, shows that he has skills beyond his usual cheeky grin and all-American, boyish good looks, creating enough tension to unsettle even then most relaxed viewer.

Article: Away Days (Manchester Area)

Originally published September 2010 in Uncovered Magazine and 8/09/10 on http://www.bellesmanifesto.blogspot.com/

  So you fancy a day away from the high-paced hustle and bustle of Uni? (An activity that doesn’t involve Jaeger Bombs, jello shots, and collecting traffic cones, semi-naked on your way back from Baa Bar?) Or maybe you just want somewhere to take your parents when they visit. Whatever the reason, we’re here to help you, with our top tips and user-friendly guide to local attractions and fun days out.

ALTON TOWERS


  For thrill-seekers and adrenaline junkies, the UK’s most famous theme park is the destination of choice. The Staffordshire-based attraction is a bit further away than many of our other ’days out’ but it’s well worth the journey. Home to the world’s first vertical drop rollercoaster, free-fall drop rollercoaster and B&M, flying rollercoaster, and to Europe‘s first inverted rollercoaster; Alton Towers is truly at the fore-front of rollercoaster technology. The park hosts rides to suit all ages, as well several restaurants, food stalls, an aquarium, a water-park and the famed Alton Towers Hotel. Attending annual events such as the October ’Scarefest’ and Fireworks celebrations give you more bang for your buck, as live actors and displays accompany the park’s usual attractions, and they often run 2-4-1 or ’money off’ promotions.


THE TRAFFORD CENTRE


  Boasting over 230 stores, as well as a host of restaurants, take-outs, market stalls and a cinema; the Trafford Centre is one of the UK’s largest shopping complexes.
  The home of brands from Gucci to Guess, the site offers a variety of events, including regular celebrity signings, and store launch-parties. With a bus service running every 30 minutes from the centre of Manchester, and a range of student discounts available on everything from clothing to food, this is one of the easiest student days out. However, those with a strict budget should steer clear, as although offers are available, and there are plenty of activities to choose from, a day at the Trafford Centre is usually a day spent shopping. Your bank balance will not thank you.


CHILL FACTORE
                                               

  Who said snow sports were restricted to your Christmas holidays? All you snow bunnies and ski studs can get your adrenaline fix in the UK’s longest (and the world’s widest) real-snow, indoor ski centre, Chill FactorE. Featuring the main slope (590ft), a luge track, and specialised snowplay and tubing areas, the Trafford-based winter wonderland has plenty to offer everyone; from beginners right through to more experienced ski and/or snowboarders. The Alpine Village includes a rock climbing wall, chalet-style shopping centre, and bars, restaurants and cafes for refreshing après-ski snacks and meals; and a frequent bus service from Manchester City Centre to Trafford Park makes it easily accessible. With equipment hire, lessons and lift passes, the price can mount up, but if you already have the gear and the know-how, it’s a great way keep yourself in shape for ski season.


CHESTER ZOO


  Ahhh days at the zoo; watching the monkeys swing on their bars, eating luke-warm hot dogs by the penguin pool, those great novelty pens shaped like meercats that you begged your long-suffering parents to buy? Yeh, ok, maybe it wasn’t all good, but with the UK’s number one Zoo in close proximity, this is one childhood memory that you’ll want to re-visit. With over 7000 animals and 400 species on show, Chester Zoo boasts some of the most endangered species on the planet, and 110 acres of land to enjoy them in.
  With sensory awareness days, garden tours and 'bats by torchlight' dominating their calendar, there’s more than enough activities to fill your day. So embrace your inner child; get your face painted, play in the Fun Arc and watch the penguin feedings; 10% of the entrance fee goes to help their conservation work, and they offer a student discount.


THE PEAK DISTRICT


  The stunning Peak district offers a tranquil backdrop to your day out. Attractions such as numerous tea shops and low intensity walks, allow for a relaxed break, while facilities offering horse-back riding, water sports, and fell running are available for a more active experience. The park is open all year round with a variety of B+Bs and hotels near by. (We advise suggesting this one to your parents).


MAKING THE MOST OF OFFERS.

  Student life is ALL about budgeting, 27p saved by buying Super Noodles in stock is 27p that can go towards your next pint, right? Days out are no different, there’s always offers to be taken advantage of, and money to be saved. Student discounts are always a bonus, most places will knock at least 10% off the entrance price when you produce a university or NUS card, and websites like http://www.tours4students.co.uk/  help you save money by organising group trips for society outings. Although there are plenty of sites out there designed to help you save when you spend, sometimes to find the best offer, you don’t have to look further than your shopping basket. Household brands from Walkers to Muller offer money off admission prices when you buy the right yoghurt or packet of crisps, and supermarkets like Tesco or Sainsbury’s will give you free tickets for the correct amount of clubcard points - after all, ‘every little helps’.
  Student railcards can save you big bucks on big journeys, but if you’re heading to a large town it’s worth checking http://www.megabus.co.uk/ or http://www.nationalexpress.com/ to see what’s on offer; a coach journey may take longer than the train, but for £6.50 return who’s going to complain? Bus passes and careful planning will save you precious pounds but the easiest way for you to get to your destination is still going to be by road. So if you’re lucky enough to have a flatmate with a car, who’s willing to drive, then invite them, and split the petrol money, (just make sure you get ACCURATE directions).


OUR TOP TIPS FOR A FUN DAY OUT. 

- If you’re out for the day, take food and lots of it. There’s something about rollercoasters that makes every student ravenous, and you don’t want to be forking out for expensive on-site treats; £8 for a burger and fries? No thanks.

- Check the weather forecast. Then double-check it, then pack an umbrella anyway. The North is known for it’s unpredictable showers, so be prepared for anything; sunglasses? Yes. Coat? Yes. Umbrella? Yes, yes, yes.

- Plan your journey. Students are notorious for their last minute plans, and ’devil may care’ attitude when it comes to transport, but do your homework. The last thing you want is to be stranded in the middle of nowhere.

- Make a budget and stick to it; it’s easy to get over excited when you get to the gift shop, but with ticket and travel prices, you don’t want to be too out-of-pocket. And just think, you might not have that "really cute" stuffed dragon, but you will have money to plan your next trip with.

- Now this one is important; CHARGE YOUR PHONE. Some of you want to see the monkeys, the others desperately want to watch the sea lion show; so you split up. Next thing you know your phone has died and you have to spend the rest of your day trying to spot your friends in the crowd. Either that or get some sniggering staff members to do a tannoy announcement - oh the humiliation.

- Above all, enjoy yourself, stay safe, and take a camera to catch all of those Facebook-worthy moments!

Top 5: Best put-downs

Originally published 8/11/10 in The Mancunion

5) Alex (A Clockwork Orange)
"Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!" Elaborate, Shakespearean insults are always the best, (‘yarbels’ anyone?).

4) Kim Pine (Scott Pilgrim vs. The World)
“Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it.” Simple and to the point, Kim doesn’t mince her words in this year’s breakthrough adaptation of the hit graphic novel.



3) Bridget Jones (Bridget Jones)
"If staying here means working within ten yards of you, frankly I’d rather have a job wiping Saddam Hussein’s arse." Bridget tells her womanising boss Daniel Cleaver where to go, in a brilliantly topical and witty fashion.



2) Brick Tamland (Anchorman)
“Where'd you get your clothes from? From the, huh, toilet store?” Poor Brick, he tries so hard, I think he deserves points for effort.




1) Princess Leia (Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back)
"Why you stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking, nerf-herder." This gem managed to ruffle even the unflappable Han Solo; I reckon it has more effect on those who actually know what a ‘nerf-herder’ is though.

Interview: Nick Wheeler (The All-American Rejects)

Originally published 31/05/10 on http://www.rookiefm.blogspot.com/

Fresh from an impromptu vaction, (the result of lead singer Tyson Ritter's unexpected leg infection), and raring to get back on the road, we join The All-American Rejects' lead guitarist Nick Wheeler, on the second stop in their sold-out U.K tour, to talk about travelling, Timberland, and tattoos.

How are you guys doing?
“Ok, just had a very large Indian meal, from urm, Al Babi? ‘A-l-b-a-b-i’ or something like that, I can’t pronounce it but it was very delicious.”

Good, that’s a good start to the show.
“Yeh, well we’ll see if I can keep it down.”

Have you guys been travelling much?
“Yeh, well we just had a couple weeks off, which is the most we’ve had off in the year that we’ve been touring on this record, last night in London was the first show back out, it was really fun, a little bit of remembering how to play parts, two weeks can take its toll, but we had a lot of fun last night, and this venue is always great" (Manchester Academy), "We haven’t been here since they re-modelled it but we did a sound check earlier and it sounded great, felt great, so we’re excited.”

When did you get into Manchester then?
“I woke up and we were on this bus", (He laughs), "it was about 2.15 and yeh, pretty much went right into sound check.”

Fair enough! So you haven’t done that much sightseeing?
“No, I mean we had the curry earlier but that’s about it.”

So how did you spend your two weeks off?
“We went to Florida, Tyson and I have a place there, we hung out, watched a bunch of movies, it was cool.”

Just relaxing?
“Well we’re so busy on the road; people say "what do you do when you’re not doing this?" you know what I do? I do NOTHING, absolutely nothing!" (He laughs).

Well I bet it makes a nice change from everything being so hectic?
“Yeh, the other half was in LA, kind of spread-out all over the place, but it was good, then I think we all got a little stir crazy, and had to get back out here”

(Tyson Ritter, the band’s lead singer enters in fancy dress)

Nick: “Is it headdress night tonight?”

Tyson: “yeh I think i’m gunna go full-on native.”

Nick: “Halloween is all-month long by the way, you know like ‘birthday week?, it’s your birthday all week long? Well Halloween is a month-long deal.”

Do you do a different outfit every night?

Nick:
“Last night he was a ...”

Tyson: “Jailbird.”

Nick: “Jailbird, yeh, in the old-style, black and white striped stuff.”

So, you guys formed when you were still in high school, and got signed up pretty quickly, how did that kind of over-night fame affect you?
“Well I guess it seems over-night but we definitely put in some time, we were in a van playing birthday parties for quite a while, it’s been baby steps with this band. The first record made a little bit of noise, we got to come over here for the first time, with the second record we went a lot more places, sold more records, and the third record we got a number one song, Gives You Hell, that’s the first time that’s ever happened, but there’s still a lot more things to do, so baby steps. We’ll get there, but to us it doesn’t seem over-night, it’s been ten years now.” (He laughs).

No I guess not then, in those ten years you’ve done a lot of travelling, a lot of touring, have you had a favourite tour?
“Favourite tour, we were talking about this last night on the bus, about this tour that we did through South Asia, like Malaysia, Indonesia, Taiwan, really South Asia, you get it. Then we went over to Australia and it was a really fun tour, and wonderful to look back on that, on this album cycle. Then again, it’s only day two on this one, there’s potential for this to take over but we’ll see”

You’ve got a huge fan base, people are already queuing up out there to get in, some of them have even made posters, have you had any particularly spectacular run-ins with fans?
“There has to be one more recently, we have a couple of classic ‘creepy fan’ stories, but I’m trying to think of something more recent” (Calls to Tyson), “Hey what’s the fan story we decided we were going to start telling?”

Tyson: “I forgot.”

Nick: “Urm, we did have a new one though, I forgot what it is”

Tyson: “it was a good one too”

Nick: “well y’no, there’s some crazies, but there’s also some - ah ok, here you go, last week there was this bunch of kids on Twitter, and there was this one kid who was sending me pictures of tattoos they’d gotten with our lyrics on it, or pictures; there was one Straightjacket Feeling, there were several with Move Along, and I just re-tweet them, sent them back out like ‘here everybody check this out, fucking bad-ass’ and that was really cool, that’s not crazy, that’s devotion to a band and to music. That’s something that’s way bigger than any of us individually, that’s us together impacting a person enough to put something permanent on their body, that’s wild.”

You said you had your first studio album out last year, do you think your style has changed at all?
“We’ve never been a band that’s set out to try and make any type of music, we’ve never tried to fit into a scene, we just do what we want to do, write songs that we have fun playing, we’re not trying to put anything on, I think it’s just a good, natural progression of the band trying to find it’s place, and just have fun doing it. We’ve played around with a lot of things this time, y’no, third record, on a major label and we sold three million records before this so we had a nice budget and some money to play around with. We got to bring in like a full-on orchestra, we got to bring in a choir and go up to Skywalker Ranch, where George Lucas has all his movies scored, and we used the biggest live room in North America, to cut the drums for Back to Me, Another Heart Calls, and The Wind Blows, and we got to do the whole thing to tape, which, most records are recorded on computers these days and manipulated, and what not, tape is not only time consuming, but it’s fucking expensive!” (He laughs).

So you’re given more opportunities as you go along. How about your videos? You won an Award for Move Along, do you enjoy making them?
“You know, when we first started doing them, the first one or two videos were exciting because it was all new to us, but then we had to start fitting them in in the middle of tours, and it got really inconvenient, and I personally, hated making them, but then during Move Along, we really started to embrace them, and we felt like we were doing something really special, with Dirty Little Secret and Move Along especially, and now, Gives You Hell, well, people have talked about that for a long time, they’re definitely important and we take pride in them now, it’s still not anything that I would ever do unless it was part of it, I would never want to act or be on a set of any kind, it’s the most boring thing, it’s so much sitting around and waiting, but yeh, the end result is worth it.”

Well Gives You Hell kind of turned into the anti-Valentine’s Day theme, is that something you set out to do or did it just happen?
“No, our band either has great timing, or God-awful timing, and that just happened to be the right song at the right time, or the right video at the right time, and yeh, it’s funny that you say that because we said that before, it came out earlier this year, and was the anti-Valentine’s Day song, and people have said it’s the guy’s version of You Oughta Know” (by Alanis Morissette), “I don’t know, I don’t want to discount the song but a lot of it was good timing.”

Ok, you’ve toured with a lot of bands, are you planning any collaborations in the future?
“Well we just wrote with Rivers” (Cuomo, lead singer) “From Weezer for their new record, it’s not like a ‘featuring’ or a collaboration of anything, it was just something really cool we got to do, and we might do some more stuff like that, We’ve never been the band to go 'oh let’s go do a song with, I don’t know, Timberland’ or whatever, so yeh, nothing on the Horizon.”

Are you working on any new material at the moment?
“We’re just starting to talk about it, this records a monster, we’re still on this ride, it’s hard to find time but we will.”

You’re obviously spending a lot of time on the tour bus right now, what do you do for fun on there?
“Well we got our new tour bus last night, and it’s really nice, I’m excited about it, we spend a lot of time laying about.”

Fair enough, so, any words of advice for wannabe rock stars out there?
“Yeh, being good at guitar hero doesn’t matter, when you rely completely on MySpace and the internet to get your music out, it’s not going to help your band grow; it’s a great tool to gain and expand on your fan-base, but you’ve got to get out there and play music, you’ve got to hone your crafts, there’s so many bands these days that get signed and get so popular so suddenly, that fucking suck and they can’t play!” (Laughs).

Thinking of any bands in particular there?
“Ah, too many to name!”

What can we expect from tonight’s show?
"Tonight’s show? Like I said, last night was a really fun and exciting show for us, and it was a long one too, so you can expect a lot of fucking songs, you can expect a show, you can expect peaks and valleys, and we’ll definitely hold your attention, and we’ll rock your fucking faces off too, by the way.”


The All American Reject's latest album When The World Comes Down, released on Doghouse, 16th December 2008, is available from online stores: http://hmv.com/hmvweb/displayProductDetails.do?ctx=280;0;-1;-1;-1&sku=761427

Article: On the scene: Captain America

Originally published 4/10/10/ in The Mancunion


  Having already shot various scenes in and around London, the irony that a film entitled Captain America: The First Avenger is being primarily shot in England, will not have been lost on the Hollywood crew. As they leave Manchester on the 3rd October to continue filming in Liverpool, they leave behind them a whirlwind of press, tourists and police tape. 
  The latest in a long line of releases from the god that is Marvel Studios, Captain America joins both Iron Man and the Incredible Hulk as a member of the burgeoning ‘Avengers crew’, (a superhero ensemble film that is currently planned for a 2012 release). Despite the fact that details are being kept strictly under-wraps, it is likely that, as with most superhero films, the plot will centre around the character’s origin story; Steve Roger’s transition into the famed Captain America.
  Starring Hollywood heavyweights Chris Evans, Tommy Lee Jones and Samuel L. Jackson, as well as involvement from prolific director Joss Whedon, this is something of a coup for a city that has, in recent year, played host to the filming of Sherlock Holmes and Alfie. Parts of the Northern Quarter will be substituted for New York during what is thought to be one of the films main action sequences.
This marks the first time that Marvel Studios have chosen to shoot a film outside of the United States, with Manchester’s famed Northern Quarter being chosen for its abundance of statuesque, pre-war architecture. The final total of footage from the crew’s time aound Dale Street is expected to amount to no longer than a few minutes in the film’s final cut, yet the area was, within a matter of days, transformed from a vintage haven to 1940’s Manhattan before filming began on what quickly became a closed set. Those lucky enough to bear witness to the areas drastic and dramatic make-over talked of ‘40s style shop fronts, while others strained against police barricades, desperate to sneak a peek.
  While Marvel Entertainment merged with the Disney Corporation in 2009, this film is part of the comic book company’s five picture deal with Universal Studios; a deal that includes not only both of the Iron Man films but the upcoming Avengers flick. Although it is not clear what is going to happen to Marvels intellectual properties beyond expiry of this deal, the shooting of such a high profile film in Manchester can only mean good things for the city.   

Top 5: Dodgy Disney Characters

Originally published 18/10/10 in The Mancunion

5) Captain Hook
I know that technically, he was created by J.M. Barrie, but the strangely Elektran relationship that he has with Wendy was highlighted beautifully in the Disney version of Peter Pan.





4) The Crows from Dumbo
The taint on an otherwise endearing animation, these two dimensional feathery bigots prove racism is never funny.






3) Timone and Pumba
Simba’s flatulent side kicks. I have two words for you: Cheap laughs. Who decided to give them a spin-off?









4) Princess Aurora
Introducing small children to the lighter side of ‘stranger danger’ since 1959. Well, ok, it turns out that Prince Phillip is a family friend and they’ve been engaged all along, but she didn’t know that did she?








5) Donald Duck
The original exhibitionist; I have never seen this dude wearing pants, yet he feels the need to wear half a sailor costume. A Little too kinky for kids if you ask me.